Thursday, March 7, 2013
I’m a risk-taker. Fashion forward. Ahead of the times.
For example, I wore oversized glasses in middle school, way before all the hipsters started doing it in Brooklyn. Sure, fellow classmates were probably making fun of me behind my back, but no matter—I was cool and I knew it.
Now every hipster worth his organic salt is copying 12-year-old me.
I also rocked skinny jeans...
Thursday, February 28, 2013
Sometimes I wonder just how much mankind has actually evolved.
Take men, for example. Thirty-thousand years ago, Neanderthal dudes were beating large pieces of meat against cave walls, grunting commands to their lady friends and sharpening tools against their thick skulls.
I don’t know if you’ve looked around lately, but today’s male species isn’t doing much better...