Thursday, September 3, 2015
If Hell exists, it was modeled after a Saturday morning Costco run.
Before you even step foot inside, you have to battle a parking lot in which small children have made it their mission to get run over by your car. The entire scene is one giant manslaughter charge waiting to happen.
But it doesn’t get any better once you’re inside, forced to dodge parents with shopping karts the size of SUVs....
Monday, August 31, 2015
I’m pretty sure my ex-boyfriend never read a single blog I wrote—work-related or otherwise. He could forward me Internet memes for days, though.
Like it or not, we’re a society that ignores the written word in favor of visuals. (I liked it not, hence the whole “ex” thing.)
According to Lisa Trosien, presenter of the August 19 webinar, “Eye Candy—Online Visuals That Lead to Leases,” marketers must...
Tuesday, August 25, 2015
Sometimes it’s best to scoop up a significant other right after they’ve ended a horrible relationship.
But what about all the baggage and emotional scars, you ask? Yes, but what about the seriously low bar this ex has set for you, I say.
A month in, you start asking if these jeans make you look fat, forget to return texts and “accidentally” spill all of his secrets during a boozy girls’ brunch....
Thursday, August 20, 2015
Someone’s sleeping in the dugg house tonight.
Josh, Josh, Josh. Paying a monthly fee for an online service that facilitates extramarital affairs really isn’t a good look when your wife is on track to pop out approximately 30 children.
On the bright side, Josh is set to star in TLC’s latest Duggar spinoff—2 Scandals And Counting. Set your DVRs, people.
If we’ve learned anything from the Ashley...