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  • Keep Dugging

    Someone’s sleeping in the dugg house tonight. Josh, Josh, Josh. Paying a monthly fee for an online service that facilitates extramarital affairs really isn’t a good look when your wife is on track to pop out approximately 30 children.  On the bright side, Josh is set to star in TLC’s latest Duggar spinoff—2 Scandals And Counting. Set your DVRs, people. If we’ve learned anything from the Ashley...
  • How About That Weather!

    A recent episode of “This American Life” featured a very proper British woman who discussed the seven things that should never be brought up in polite conversation. Among them, “route talk,” your health, your diet, your dreams and money. It left me with very little to say. Fortunately—for everyone—I’m not working in a leasing office. My stories of frantic WebMD searches, tangents about binge...
  • The Down and Dirty of Turn Season

    My memories of college move-in days involve a lot of crying or sweating. Sometimes both, together. At the time, I wasn’t so great at the whole being away from my parents thing. Damn you both for providing me with a loving childhood. Simultaneously, my college wasn’t so great at the whole air conditioning thing. Three flights of steps + all of my worldly possessions – A/C = a disgruntled father. I...
  • No More Mr. Bad Guy

    Breaking up, as they say, is hard to do. No one ever says the right thing. Someone is always crying. And the dumper, despite the very best of intentions, is automatically the bad guy.  Now imagine if you took the subjective element out of it. Instead of spouting out lines that are meant to comfort but that always feel like crap to hear (“It’s not you, it’s me,” “You deserve so much better”, “I...

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