Thursday, February 14, 2013
In case the hordes of men having panic attacks in the card aisle of CVS hasn’t tipped you off, today is Valentine’s Day.
This cruel holiday certainly makes us all ponder a lot of things. Why, for example, do candy hearts taste like chalk dust? Why do we still eat 40 of them? Why can’t we meet that special someone while sitting on our respective couches in pajamas?
We also stop to think about what...
Thursday, February 7, 2013
I once came home to find my mom and brother downstairs, tears rolling down their faces.
“Why are you crying?!” I asked, concerned that someone had died or my brother was deemed unfit for college after neglecting to leave a space between his first and last name on an SAT Scantron form (true story).
“Because we are laughing so hard,” Chris explained.
Then he showed me the object in Mom’s hand, the...
Thursday, January 31, 2013
I’m a very humble person. Almost to a fault.
But if I had to praise myself, I would tell you the following:
I am a natural athlete. During an incredibly intense female flag football tournament in college, I leapt skyward and tore a ligament in my neck—yet still caught the touchdown pass. I know everyone is talking about Peyton Manning’s incredible comeback this year, but let’s not forget my...
Thursday, January 24, 2013
In fifth grade I convinced my teacher to let me skip a few hours of class each week to work on my own “book” project with an enrichment teacher. There seemed to be an unspoken understanding that I would never learn my multiplication tables—when it came to math, this child was left behind. So, why not sharpen the creativity I did possess.
So, being the good girl that I was, I toiled away in that...