Thursday, April 14, 2011
If I were named CEO, which will probably happen in three to four years tops, my immediate to-do list would be as follows:
1. Get a door for my cubicle. Or at least some decorative beads for the entryway.
2. Institute Macaroni Mondays. One box per employee, strictly of the shell variety. I like it when the cheese gets trapped inside.
3. Commission an artist to paint a window with pretty scenery...
Thursday, April 7, 2011
Microwave popcorn is pretty straightforward. You take the bag out of the wrapper, put it in the microwave right-side up, and remove it when the kernels have popped. All things considered, it’s an easy task for the average college-educated professional.
Then again, I never claimed to be average.
Just this week I destroyed my third bag of popcorn this year, unable to grasp a very valuable...
Friday, April 1, 2011
Writing about your friends and family, it turns out, is a tricky thing.
When I started doing my weekly blog for APTly Spoken, I wanted to create material that was fresh and funny—something that really pushed the envelope. Unfortunately, I’ve pushed a little too hard.
Last week my mom and dad finally printed out all of my blogs and settled in for an afternoon of light reading. The...
Thursday, March 24, 2011
I always loved swimming in my grandma’s pool in Maryland, but the water was absolutely freezing. It wasn’t exactly Titanic cold, but if Rose were there, I would have put up a good fight for that piece of wood she hogged while Jack froze to death.
Needless to say, I was never in any rush to dive into the water. Then one day, after pacing around the deck of the pool for several...