Thursday, January 8, 2015
When my brother and I were in elementary school, there were several instances of men in white vans kidnapping children. Always a white van!
Naturally, for the next decade, anytime we saw a white van driving up our street, we would sprint and hide behind a large bush in our front yard until the coast was clear. Understandable at the age of 8; a little weird at 18.
Hey—bad reputations die hard,...
Wednesday, December 24, 2014
Ba rum bu bu bum. With a seasonal drumroll in place…it’s time for our annual What’s In and What’s Out list!
But before we get to the big reveal in our January issue of units Magazine, here’s a preview of some personal favorites.
In: 1989. Taylor Swift’s latest album is responsible for at least six near-accidents with me behind the wheel. I apparently have no control over my body when I hear “...
Thursday, December 11, 2014
A friend who shall remain nameless was once broken up with via Facebook message. Self-aware enough to realize she was about to lose her you-know-what, she marched into her supervisor’s office and said, “Someone just broke up with me on Facebook and I need to leave immediately.”
Her boss said just one word: “Go!”
Now, she and I know this was both out of the kindness of her supervisor’s heart AND...
Thursday, December 4, 2014
Much like Peter Pan, I will never age. This is just a fact. But for the rest of you poor saps, you may as well pick out your future persona now. Are you gonna be a Blanche, a Rose, a Dorothy or a Sophia? The sun is quickly setting on those Golden years.
(The only correct response, by the way, is Sophia.)
And while some of us may not be there yet, many of our parents are. With people living longer...